We don't fake our numbers
Everything below is read live from the same database that ranks the board. No marketing math.
1bids this week
$2bid this week
1bids all time
$2bid all time
1pets on the board
$2biggest single bid
0seasons closed
0hall of fame champions
Traffic
The public traffic dashboard (Plausible) goes live with the domain — it'll be linked right here.
How ranking works
- Rank is the sum of paid bids this season, highest first. Ties go to whoever listed first.
- Minimum bid $2. Same handle always tops up the same pet.
- Seasons end Sunday 23:59 UTC; totals reset, the winner goes to the Hall of Fame.
- Listings go live the moment payment clears. Bids are recorded only when Stripe confirms payment. Listings that break the rules are removed (no refund).